Birthday Boobs for Baby: Mom Buys Boob Job For 7-Year-Old Daughter

Beauty / June 17, 2011

Teaching a baby to pole dance is one thing, but giving a baby boobs (and I don’t mean in a PC breastfeeding is cool kind of way)…well, maybe that’s questionable.

Meet Sarah Burge a.k.a. “The Human Barbie”.

The addicted to plastic mom recently made headlines by giving her seven-year-old daughter Poppy a£6,000 breast enlargementvoucher to use when she turns 16.

Think of it as a Double D-sized trust fund.

And what little girl doesn’t dream of the day she can get artificial breasts?

These are important lessons in life for a kid, people. You know, don’t talk to strangers…share your toys… the bigger the better the boob…

Clearly my parents failed me in so many ways.

See exhibit A: my chest.


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Britt Kemp




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