Norway has once again one-upped themselves to America by taking our most valuable recent export (Rebecca Black) and further exploiting her with their own version.

Meet Tonje Langetaig, whose name doesn’t roll off the tongue in quite the same way.

I mean, she’s no Rebecca, but who doesn’t love a “little pretty girl trapped inside a grownup’s body” that just wants to “live a glamorous life”?

In her video, the marvelous Tonje can be heard singing her profound lyrics, “I don’t want to be a crappy housewife/when I’m six feet under, when I’m dead/I don’t want dirt on me, put makeup insteadin 3:27 minutes of pure bliss.