Dear H&M: Your New Website is Still Useless

Fashion / Opinion / April 14, 2011

Why do you do this to me, H&M?

You get all pretty, make me want you, but still, I can’t have you. Instead, you’re all needy and make me visit you at the store.

Well ya know what? I’m busy.

I get it, you want a facelift. And now you’re all shiny and new.

Oh sure, you say, I can look, I just can’t buy.

You’re such a tease.

And. I. don’t. like. you.

I’m tired of your games. I’m switching over to Forever 21.

Maybe.

Damn.

I hate you.

Bitch, let’s just work it out!


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Mei Tan
Mei Tan
Mei Tan is currently obsessed with lace-up booties, anything by Marc Jacobs, sleeping in until noon, and “winning.”




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