Average Joes Use Real Estate To Mate With Dates

Uncategorized / June 3, 2011

Left to Right: Ralph Sutton and Jim Norton. Photo: Tamara Beckwith

Jim Norton says that when ladies see the view from his living room and kitchen, it makes them more likely to follow him to his bedroom.

Are you an ugly guy who is in desperate need of some p-o-o-n? Are you a Judd Apatow protagonist?

Forget about self-improvement and work on what you really need to fix:  your apartment!

According to the New York Post, ugly fellows in the fine city of New York are using their luxurious pads to score ladies.

No wonder so many homeless men are single! Hello! You boys fix yourself up with an overpriced studio somewhere in Manhattan with just-right windows and wham! Ladies will be falling from the sky. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Can I borrow your apartment for the weekend?


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Britt Kemp




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