Science says we “defriend” people on Facebook if they act like a-holes. Guess that encompasses those that use their status updates to point out that it’s raining, remind us to live every day to the fullest, or post photos of their feet next to another pair of feet in a hammock. (via Jezebel)
Blessedly, we can measure just how much of an a-hole those defriend-ees are on Klouchebag, Klout’s evil stepbrother. (via Laughing Squid
Want to date a celeb? Fox may have your chance with their new dating show “The Choice.” Can someone please recruit Ryan Gosling for this? (via The Hollywood Reporter
Here’s why you’ve never seen David Bowie and Tilda Swinton in the same place. Tumblr “Tilda Stardust” confirms our suspicions: Tilda Swinton is not only a man, but is also David Bowie. (via Fashionista
Jessica Simpson beats Paltrow’s “Apple” and Beyonce’s “Blue Ivy” with the worst baby girl name, ever. (HuffPost
) “Max Johnson” is a balding man who does my taxes. Get with the program, Jess.