Hot Links: Pop Culture Edition— How to Dance Goth, Study Confirms Drinking Makes You See Yourself with Beer Goggles, Kids React to Alicia Silverstone

New study shows that drinking makes you feel hotter than you really are, or as we like to call it, “The Mariah Carey Syndrome.”  Eeehh, maybe we should have some cocktails just to make sure (via HuffPost)
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Ever wondered how to dance Goth? Follow this instructional video and you’ll soon master the 4 steps: 1.) Pluck spider webs out of the air 2.) Hand out cappuccino and retract your offer 3.) Watch out for bees, and 4.) Step over your dead friend (via Laughing Squid)
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Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, we learn that real kids also think chewed up food is disgusting. Take that Alicia Silverstone! (via Seriously?Omg!Wtf!)
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MK and Ashley Olsen come in hot with another wise decision: they donated their gifted, unread Tyra Banks’  fantasy model “novel,” even though they couldn’t stop Tyra from signing it (via Gawker)
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Do you dream of a show where “Man vs. Wild” meets “Top Chef”?  Neither do we.  Doesn’t mean it’s not happening. Here come the boiled iguanas and sautéed armadillo  (via Laughing Squid)