Tyra unceremoniously dismisses everyone on “America’s Next Top Model” at once. Sources say she had that crazy gleam in her eye and was heard shouting, “NO ONE SHALL OUTSHINE ME, BITCH.” (via access hollywood)

Scorsese says that all of his movies will now be in 3D; we think this is a clever ruse for us all to excuse his absurd glasses (via Boston.com)

Just when we thought we weren’t fat, turns out we are (via Gawker)

Speaking of fat, TLC is making a show about women who are obese AND pregnant. This might just be our worst nightmare coming to life. (via ONTD)

Even hip-hop is fat. It has enough lines about food for peeps to make a minute long compilation of them. (via Laughing Squid)