Sometimes you just need a hug, or in this case, a hug jacket.
Do you own a boyfriend/Ryan Gosling body pillow to keep you warm at night and wonder how to obtain a daytime version of visible loneliness and antisocial behavior?
If so, you might consider owning your very own Si Chan “Hug Me Jacket,” a green winter parka that will hold you tight. Tiny Oompa-Loompa-like hands included.
This questionably cozy jacket will physically strap you in warmth forever.
No really, there’s no zipper and you can’t get out.
So, girls and boys, if winter makes you lonely, wear this jacket and say, “Suck it winter! I wear my hugs.”