Christina Aguilera, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Cher Christina,

120 pounds called and wants their one-piece back. We kid, we kid.

But really, wearing a bedazzled one piece bathing suit with no lady lump support is not your best choice. You are literally busting down and out of this, in all the wrong places.

And the shoes are cool, in that stripping-for-dollars-kind-of-way.

But, how about some pants next time?

MO’s Verdict: Christina, your stylist hates you more than you hate accepting the fact that you’re no longer a size two.

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Lewis Jacobs; Photos: NBC

Caroline Cullen
Caroline Cullen is currently obsessed with Dirty Shirleys, Pauly D's pecks, and Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares on BBC.

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