Eli Roth, Your Stylist Hates You

Your Stylist Hates You / April 20, 2012
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Eli Roth, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Eli,

Your outfit looks normal from the feet up, and then, BAM!

Panda slippers.

Wha-What? Panda slippies on a red carpet?

This is the reason pandas are endangered. They would rather off themselves than live in the same world as ridiculous panda-shoe wearing fashion disasters such as yourself.

MO’s Verdict: Eli, your stylist hates you more than Obama’s Secret Service agents hate Colombian hookers


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Caroline Cullen
Caroline Cullen
Caroline Cullen is currently obsessed with Dirty Shirleys, Pauly D's pecks, and Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares on BBC.




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