Eli Roth, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Eli,

Your outfit looks normal from the feet up, and then, BAM!

Panda slippers.

Wha-What? Panda slippies on a red carpet?

This is the reason pandas are endangered. They would rather off themselves than live in the same world as ridiculous panda-shoe wearing fashion disasters such as yourself.

MO’s Verdict: Eli, your stylist hates you more than Obama’s Secret Service agents hate Colombian hookers