Arggghh, Mateys! Hilary Swank is about on ye ship.
Hilary, did you get dressed after chugging a gallon of grog?
We’re not digging this pirate look, or the pointy heels, girl.
Even your belt is in theme with a key to unlock your hidden treasures, making this outfit a scallywagging disaster.
MO’s Verdict: Hilary, your stylist hates you more than Chad Lowe hates your success
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