Michaela Schaefer, Your Stylist Hates You

Your Stylist Hates You / May 25, 2012
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Michaela Schaefer , Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Michaela sweetie,

You do realize that your dress is made of heavy duty garbage bags that have gone through a shredder, don’t you?

Its only mildly concerning that your lady lumps are exposed due to the fact that your resemblance to a carwash is truly alarming. For the sake of all that is holy, please calmly gather your tails and get your slutty carwash off the red carpet.

MO’s Verdict: Michaela, your stylist hates you almost as much as Ke$ha’s stylist loathes Ke$ha… Almost.


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Caroline Cullen
Caroline Cullen
Caroline Cullen is currently obsessed with Dirty Shirleys, Pauly D's pecks, and Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares on BBC.




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