Dear Nicki,

Your stylist hates you so much that he is probably hiring a hitman right now to kill your ass.

Several outfits that we have seen you in lately come off as playful, colorful and quirky, and because you’re Nicki Minaj, we’ve let some things pass.

This tragedy, however, now confirms that you are a crazy person…covered in melted tropical Skittles.

MO’s Verdict: Nicki Minaj, your stylist hates you more than your archenemy Lil’ Kim hates your song, “Stupid Hoe.”