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Dear Rihanna, Your Stylist Hates You

Rihanna, Yoru Stylist Hates You

Dear Rihanna,

Are you showing us the evolution of jeans with this look?

It’s already hard enough to button up one pair of jeans. Why make it harder on yourself?

The top pair of pale 90s wash indicates that you’re a member of TLC, while the bottom dark wash suggests that you’re rollin’ with the homies. We’re Disturbia-ed by this denim disaster.

We’re confused as to why you have added this to your retail clothing collection. Stop trying to make “Double Top Jeans” a thing, it’s not going to happen.

Verdict: Rihanna, we hate to tell you, but your stylist is channeling some major passive aggression based on the look he/she put you in.