Did you hear?  Kim Kardashian is publishing a book appropriately named “Selfish.”  But it’s not the reading kind of book (phew!), but rather 352 pages filled with her most beloved selfies.

Because who wouldn’t want a book teeming with Kim’s duck face?

While we’ll certainly pass on THAT, we will, however, indulge in this genius Kim Kardashian cry face shirt.

When Kim’s face used to move, in its most saddest moments, it rivaled even the best cry face OG, Claire Danes.

T-shirt designer Robert Boris is capitalizing on the magic of Kim’s best cry face moments with a limited-edition “Crying Kim Tee.

For only $55, you too, can own possibly the most genius shirt ever.

We’ll take two, please.