Pop Culture Hot Links: My Little Pony Gets the Icon Treatment, "True Blood" Actors Having a True Baby, TIME's Most Influential List

Pony Icons: See “My Little Andy Warhol,” “My Little Jason Voorhees” and “My Little Meaty Gaga” (via HuffPost)
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“Shit Girls Say” lands a book deal. Dying. I know, right? (via Flavorwire)
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Rihanna and Jong-un have been put on the same list of TIME’s most influential people, which leaves us wondering if it’s time for TIME to fix their judging criteria (via Gawker)
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Turns out that fixing your chin is more trendy than augmenting your lady lumps (via HuffPost)
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Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are pregnant. Hopefully they won’t make a demon vampire baby. We already know that song and dance  (via MTV.com)
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It’s Prom Season again! And Urban Outfitters is here to promote underage wastedness. Click here for tips on how to get puke out of your Jessica McClintock dress purchased for an overrated evening  (via Racked)


Eli Roth, Your Stylist Hates You

Eli Roth, Your Stylist Hates You

Eli Roth, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Eli,

Your outfit looks normal from the feet up, and then, BAM!

Panda slippers.

Wha-What? Panda slippies on a red carpet?

This is the reason pandas are endangered. They would rather off themselves than live in the same world as ridiculous panda-shoe wearing fashion disasters such as yourself.

MO’s Verdict: Eli, your stylist hates you more than Obama’s Secret Service agents hate Colombian hookers


China Chow, Your Stylist Hates You

China Chow, Your Stylist Hates You

China Chow, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear China,

It is interesting that you wanted to go to the Logo awards dressed like a character from "Fraggle Rock."

We get that you support gay rights with this rainbow frock, but you are offending the entire community and scaring small children by wearing a shredded Muppet costume in public.

MO's Verdict: China, your stylist hates you more than a women’s rights activist hates Chris Brown


Amber Rose, Your Stylist Hates You

Amber Rose, Your Stylist Hates You

Amber Rose, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Amber,

MC Hammer romper and monkeys giving thumbs up on your feet?

I think you should wipe that smile off your face, go home and try again. That leather jacket can’t cover the tragedy that lies beneath.

MO’s Verdict: Amber, your stylist hates you more than your ex, Kanye West hates eating humble pie.

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Photo:Ouzounova/Splash News


Brad Goreski, Your Stylist Hates You

Brad Goreski, Your Stylist Hates You

Brad Goreski,  Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Brad,

You might do well at a country club from the blazer up. However, said blazer looks as though it was cut up from the lost & found near the golf course, and we really wish we could unroll your high waters, which are doing nothing for your teeny weeny ankles.

MO’s Verdict: Brad, your stylist hates you more than Rachel Zoe probably hates your new Bravo TV show.
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Photo Credit: Cindy Ord/Getty Images


Courtney Love and Francis Bean Have Twitter War of Words, Marilyn Monroe Gets a Reality Show, Countdown to ‘Arrested Development’

Courtney Love and Francis Bean Have Twitter War of Words, Marilyn Monroe Gets a Reality Show, Countdown to ‘Arrested Development’

Courtney Love and Francis Bean Have Twitter War of Words, Marilyn Monroe Gets a Reality Show, Countdown to ‘Arrested Development’
Frances Bean confirms: a.) no Dave Grohl debauchery occurred and b.) spoiler alert: her mom is a lunatic (via BuzzFeed)
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In the grand tradition of overdoing things, now there’s a Marilyn Monroe themed reality show. Hopefully, it doesn’t end in a Quaalude overdose (via Vulture)
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Dudes, clean up your area: David Beckham did it in his H&M tighties, now it’s time for you to get yourself a brozilian (via Daily Mail)
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I just blue myself. Cue “The Final Countdown” because "Arrested Development" will begin filming a miniseries this summer leading into a movie (via digital spy)
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Time suck. A game to create your own beatbox...situation. You must click to see the magic (via Laughing Squid)


Hilary Swank, Your Stylist Hates You

Hilary Swank, Your Stylist Hates You

 

Arggghh, Mateys! Hilary Swank is about on ye ship.

Hilary, did you get dressed after chugging a gallon of grog?

We’re not digging this pirate look, or the pointy heels, girl.

Even your belt is in theme with a key to unlock your hidden treasures, making this outfit a scallywagging disaster.

MO’s Verdict:  Hilary, your stylist hates you more than Chad Lowe hates your success
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Photo credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images


Hot Links: Pop Culture Edition— How to Dance Goth, Study Confirms Drinking Makes You See Yourself with Beer Goggles, Kids React to Alicia Silverstone

Hot Links: Pop Culture Edition — How to Dance Goth, Study Confirms Drinking Makes You See Yourself with Beer Goggles, Kids React to Alicia Silverstone

Hot Links: Pop Culture Edition— How to Dance Goth, Study Confirms Drinking Makes You See Yourself with Beer Goggles, Kids React to Alicia Silverstone

New study shows that drinking makes you feel hotter than you really are, or as we like to call it, “The Mariah Carey Syndrome.”  Eeehh, maybe we should have some cocktails just to make sure (via HuffPost)
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Ever wondered how to dance Goth? Follow this instructional video and you’ll soon master the 4 steps: 1.) Pluck spider webs out of the air 2.) Hand out cappuccino and retract your offer 3.) Watch out for bees, and 4.) Step over your dead friend (via Laughing Squid)
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Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, we learn that real kids also think chewed up food is disgusting. Take that Alicia Silverstone! (via Seriously?Omg!Wtf!)
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MK and Ashley Olsen come in hot with another wise decision: they donated their gifted, unread Tyra Banks’  fantasy model “novel,” even though they couldn’t stop Tyra from signing it (via Gawker)
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Do you dream of a show where “Man vs. Wild” meets “Top Chef”?  Neither do we.  Doesn’t mean it’s not happening. Here come the boiled iguanas and sautéed armadillo  (via Laughing Squid)


Katie Holmes, Your Stylist Hates You

Katie Holmes, Your Stylist Hates You

Katie Holmes, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Katie,

Sometimes it can be difficult to get dressed in the morning when you’re trapped in a loveless marriage, but we're certain that Suri wouldn’t approve of this shabby evening gown-fedora look.

Your outfit looks like a hardcore walk of shame, Katie. Did you just grab the dude’s ratty sweater and rat pack chapeau on the way out?

Maybe now that you’re out, you could go get a pedicure.

MO’s Verdict: Katie, your stylist hates you more than your husband hates admitting that he’s past his prime.

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Photo credit: James Devaney/WireImage


Katy Perry, Your Stylist Hates You

Katy Perry, Your Stylist Hates You

Katy Perry, Your Stylist Hates You
Dear Katy,

We’ll cut you some slack because this is the Kid’s Choice Awards, but you’re pretty rich now--you don’t have to shop at Forever 21 anymore, or style your hair like the human version of My Little Pony.

Wearing just a sports bra to a children’s event isn’t such a great call—kids appreciate a shirt, just like adults do.

MO's Verdict:
Katy, your stylist hates you more than America hates Russell Brand for remaking “Arthur”
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Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images North America


Hot Links: Pop Culture Edition — A Hall & Oates Road Trip, Why Being Pretty Pays, Your Dog Is Getting Too Fat

Get pumped for the weekend by watching this old school MTV Spring Break. Then go get some biking shorts, a crop top, a MC Hammer album and JAM the f*ck out (via PAPERMAG)
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When you’re singing Hall & Oates in your car, you’re not as good as these people. Mostly because they have a mini keyboard and a surprise Kazoo (via BuzzFeed)
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You know you have an issue with over feeding your dog when he needs a special $10,000 motorized transportation gadget to get his fat-ass up the stairs. Apparently, humans aren’t the only ones with an obesity problem (via Daily Mail)
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Alicia Silverstone feeds her child from her mouth. Alicia, you are not a momma bird, give your child his food in a regular way. Though, not so much as to require a lift up the stairs. (via Yeeeah!)
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This Mad Men-esque infographic tells us why we should look hot at work.  Apparently, being blessed aesthetically will give you perks like making more money, and in the end, that’s all that matters (via HuffPost)


Snooki And JWoww, Your Stylist Hates You

Snooki and JWoww, Your Stylist Hates You

Snooki And JWoww, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Snooki and JWoww,

Wearing fake craft-store flowers as earrings is not a good look, especially paired with bottoms you took off of a punky 7th grader. Snooks, it looks like you might represent the Lollipop Guild. No pants up to the nipples, please.

MO's Verdict:  Snooks and JWoww, words don't exist that can describe just how much your stylist hates you.

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Photo Credit: FameFlynet


Dita, Your Stylist Hates You

Dita Von Teese, Your Stylist Hates You

Dita, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Dita,

I guess you chose to forego a bra and decided to strap on your red halter bikini top instead. Usually, when we are wearing parts of a bikini, it means we need to do laundry, and not going  to a premiere.

MO's Verdict: Dita, your stylist hates you more than Jerry hates Newman.

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Photo credit: WENN


Jessica Simpson, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Jessica,

Oh dear. This green Mumu is one step up from wearing a Snuggie, and one step away from being a plastic poncho that you buy for those unexpected rain showers.

We know you’re pregnant, but you still have to put on clothes.

MO’s Verdict: Jessica, your stylist hates you more than you hate dieting while pregnant.


Hot Links: Pop Culture Edition — Blossom Cast Reunites, High Times Releases a Cookbook, Justin Bieber Gets Bruised

Hot Links: Pop Culture Edition — Blossom and Joey Reunite, High Times Release a Cookbook, Justin Bieber Gets Bruised

Hot Links: Pop Culture Edition — Blossom Cast Reunites, High Times Releases a Cookbook, Justin Bieber Gets Bruised

WHOA. Blossom and Joey reunite in Old Navy ad. The reunion makes us happy even though Old Navy makes us sad. (via HuffPo)
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Meaghan McCain poses for Playboy and says that she likes to get down. In other news, John McCain is happy that he isn’t campaigning. (via NYDailyNews)
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Complex magazine, like many Americans, may have wanted to see what Biebs looked like with the sh*t kicked out of him. Sources say someone will actually have to brass-knuckle him in an alley to stop him from rapping. (via The Gloss)
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Looking to get violently high from something other than a weed brownie? Check out the High Times culinary extravaganza (via The Laughing Squid)
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It's official.  “Jersey Shore” will back for another season with a preggers castmate. Pauly D., keep your spray tan fumes and RonRon Juice away from Snooks (via Jezebel)