Marc Jacobs, Your Stylist Hates You

Marc Jacobs, Your Stylist Hates You

Marc Jacobs, Your Stylist Hates You

Dearest Marc,

This is painful, as you are one of our most beloved fashion designers, but this is shameful. For god sakes, you’re a designer!

Yet, you choose to borrow a hot pink polo dress from a soccer mom (who we can only assume is 8 ft. tall), and pair it with bejeweled loafers that Julianne Moore should wear to complete her leprechaun look.

MO’s Verdict: Your stylist hates you more than Naomi Campbell’s assistant hates Naomi’s cell phone

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Photo: Getty Images


Julianne Moore, Your Stylist Hates You

Julianne Moore, Your Stylist Hates You

Julianne Moore, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Julianne,

As a ginger woman, you should know that donning green turns you into a leprechaun.

Will you be placing a pot of gold under a rainbow later? We wish we could blink and make this go away.

MO's Verdict: Julianne, your stylist hates you more than Oprah hates Rosie’s unwatched talk show.


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Photo Credit: Kris Connor/Getty


Heidi Klum, Your Stylist Hates You

Heidi Klum, Your Stylist Hates You

Heidi Klum, Your Stylist Hates You

Dear Heidi,

I’m not sure if you’re about to break dance or paint my house. The cherry on top is the matching sneakers, making this a homeboy monochrome mess.

We curse you, denim jumpsuit, as you have demolished our theory that Heidi can rock anything.

Verdict: Heidi Klum, your stylist hates you more than a Kardashian hates modesty.


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I think I hear a Church choir singing… Ryan Gosling is single again (via Styleite)

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My good feeling is gone: Shredded pork donuts are selling in China (via Laughing Squid)

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AMC will run a Marvel marathon leading up to the premiere of  "The Avengers" in several cities in the US. Maybe Richard Branson should lend this event his title of “Virgin Fest”  (via ComingSoon.net)

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Rush Limbaugh used to make flamboyant ties in the 90s. What a slut. (via Styleite)

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Darren Criss, aka the guy on Glee that sounds like Aladdin, offered a spot on the X-Factor. He declined the chance to end his career. (via E! Online)

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Jon Hamm calls Kim Kardashian a “f**king idiot.” What a genius. (via HuffPost)

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Jake Gyllenhaal kills hipsters in the “The Shoes” video. (via Paper Mag)

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Perhaps he should take his rampage to the hipsters that also have a YouTube Channel. Or just tell them that it’s pretty corporate/consumer-driven/conformist to have such a thing. (via Laughing Squid)

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Encyclopedia Britannica is going out of print. It’s a shame because of how practical a 32 volume, 129 pound, $4,000 collection is when Google exists. (via Laughing Squid)

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Nike makes “Black & Tan” shoe—name offensive to the Irish, reports say some more offended by the fact that Nike is trying to sell a shit-colored shoe. (via HuffPost)

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Lana del Ray and Biggie remix (via FlavorWire)

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Kristen Stewart is actually smiling in the new “On the Road” trailer. Though it could be because her gritty, hot costar Garrett Hedlund isn’t pale, grimacing and trying to kill her. (via Elle)

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Instructions on how to be Ryan Gosling: Sunglasses, silent demons and talking out of the side of your mouth all included. (via StyleCaster)

Let’s sing a song while we haze freshmen, shoot horses and carry on through life as drunk, fat and stupid, cause "Animal House" is getting turned into a musical (via Gothamist)

Introducing, Artistifer! Turn any video into something that will steal Oscars away from everyone else (via Laughing Squid)

Speaking of having a lot of time on your hands, someone made a Britney Spears face morph. See her face from Mickey Mouse Club to K-Fed—where things really went downhill—until now. (via HuffPo)

Everyone is into "Hunger Games these days", including the Muppets. We’re rooting for Swedish Chef, though we all know Miss Piggy would crush in the arena. (via HuffPo)

Halle Berry continues to stay irrelevant in Hollywood by making geriatric wedges in her new “5th avenue” shoe line (via Telegraph)


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Charlie Sheen (TMZ.com), Snooki (bauergriffinlonline.com),
Lady Gaga (Andrew H. Walker/WireImage)
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After the Oscars, Angelina Jolie’s right leg started a twitter.

We think the publicity got to its head. (via Daily Herald) @AngiesRightLeg: http://yfrog.com/mn26xtlj

And now, folks are starting to get legbombed on Pinterest: (via Pinterest)

And the award for best legbombing photos go to...

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But Bill O’Reilly is looking at her arms, ‘cause the woman needs a cheeseburger. Or 4. (via Styleite)

Cryptic Whitney Houston-related greeting card warning banned from the shelves at Target (via TMZ)

Snooks got a meatball in the oven (via HuffPo)

Robert California leaves “The Office” (via FLAVORWIRE)

In other news no one cares about, Fiona Apple tickets going for almost 2 grand by the 4 pack (via Refinery 29)

Two jaded former sitcom stars form another bad sitcom. Brett Butler and Charlie Sheen, please go and be vegan farmers in Colorado, or something.   Enough is enough.  (via Vulture)

 Fashion fails of the people of Wal-Mart, set to the soothing sounds of LMFAO. This is what nightmares are made of.  (via HuffPost)
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In concerning news, Beyonce, Gwyneth, Cameron, and Reese may be in a movie musical together (via Fashionista)

I thought you said you were tired of the limelight, Bristol! (via InsideTV)

"The Carrie Diaries," a CW show with young versions of “Sex and the City” characters, has cast Carrie and is now officially set to ruin the franchise. Think “Saved by the Bell: The College Years.” (via Fashionista)

As if  Oprah needed her face on another good cause—Gaga and Oprah appear in Boston for Born this Way Foundation (via Rolling Stone)

There was a shooting outside the house of Rick Ross. Well, one of his houses. Don’t worry, he doesn’t actually live there anymore. Phew. (via Vulture)


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One website explores why Mormons—including Mitt Romney’s wife—love Pinterest. Though, we’re guessing it’s probably all the Pinterest pins on cake making, homemaking and weddings combined with young mom posts.  (via Gawker)

The enormous Ginger of late night will retain his late night throne (via Vulture)

Sacha Baron Cohen gets banned from the Oscars, and in response, the actor—via his ‘Dictator’—makes a hilarious video expressing outrage, and “death to America.” (via Deadline.com)

British Kellogg’s creates a cereal that is ‘Totes Amazeballs’ (via Rolling Stone)

Judd Apatow has new show on HBO, called Girls. It’s like Sex and the City, but with uglier people and better writing. (via The Daily What)

Someone created a Map of Rap Names. From Young Jeezy to Lil Kim to Gorillaz: these often misspelled and hard-for-white-people-to-say names are all connected. This took someone a shitload of time. (via mashKULTURE.net)

Kids predict the Oscars. They aren’t paying attention. (via Vulture)

Victoria’s Secret models and other rich people brawl in NY club (via Fashionista)

Maybe that’s why Kate Moss can’t move her right arm (via StyleCaster)

Those crazy, famewhoring Kardashians get sued again— this time for QuickTrim. Apparently it’s not safe and has caffeine. It therefore is the FourLoko of weight loss plans. (via Fox News)

A peek into Joan Rivers's closet (via Refinery29)

Drew Barrymore could be preggers (via Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston gets her Hollywood Star. Sources say industry felt she needed a boost. (via ONTD!)

The top 30 celebs  you should be following on Twitter (via ONTD)

Diddy to launch new cable network. Note to Diddy, Puffy, P-Puff, Didley-Doo: Pick a network name and STICK with it. (via Rolling Stone)

Why blonde beards don’t work on men and why you shouldn’t break up with Mila Kunis, see: Macaulay Culkin (via Hollywood Rag)

Pour your orange juice and throw on “Queen of the Night,” because The Bodyguard is becoming a musical. You’ll get yours once more, Nicki. (via StyleCaster)


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Whitney’s funeral will be live on this on Saturday (via HuffPost)

You can also listen to 30-second clips of Whitney’s tunes on iTunes while you watch. Though,  careful if you want to buy her album, in the UK her album prices soared due to her untimely death (via Rolling Stone)

Dolly Parton will cash in, since she’s the one who wrote “I Will Always Love You” (via HuffPost)

Like Whitney, this woman on TLC’s My Strange Addiction is also addicted to having white stuff all over her nose (via DailyMail)

Whitney’s mom, Cissy wants Bobby to stay away from Bobbi Christina and Whitney’s funeral (via TMZ)

Speaking of restraining order, Blake Lively just filed one. Turns out she has a stalker named Sergei (via TMZ)

VH1 wants another Jenny McCarthy Show, and we agree with Vulture, if it’s not “Singled Out,” we pass

Adele wins 6 Grammy’s and reportedly went to her ex-boyfriend’s house to shout, “Suck It” (via MTV.com)

During the Grammys, Oprah shamefully begs people via twitter to watch OWN instead. Tisk, Tisk, Momma O. (via HuffPost)

NBC orders pilot of Hannibal (via TVLINE) and Billy Bob Thornton is making a movie about his past relationship with Angelina Jolie. We don’t know which is more frightening (via ONTD!)


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It’s Always Sunny Valentines are red (via Vulture)

Breaking Bad Valentines are blue (via funny OR die)

And Anti-Valentines…are just as cliché as the actual holiday. (via BuzzFeed)

These people dramatically interpret a middle school Facebook photo comment battle. Amazing. ( via BuzzFeed)

Amazon opens actual store (via InStyle)

Tay Swift dumped AND didn’t get the Les Miserables part? Tough break (via digital spy)

11 Best Super Bowl Commercial montage—yes, we love the return of Ferris Bueller, and the nude M&Ms, but David Beckham’s performance sends the most important message to men everywhere: end the saga of saggy-assed boxers. (via The Stir)

Beach Boys reunite on Grammy stage (via Rolling Stone)

6 year old pageant contestant chugs Mountain Dew and Red Bull, calls herself Honey Boo Boo Child (via Jezebel)

Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson set to team up again in “Interns.” Just in time to make a mediocre 2nd attempt to their Wedding Crashers movie. (via HuffPost)

Snooki and JWoww to team up for spinoff show and claim that it will be a modern day Laverne & Shirley. I mean, Shirley did date a gorilla juicehead named Carmine, Laverne was a bit of a grenade, and they were always eating pizza…but I don’t know, girls  (via Fox News)

Karl Lagerfeld calls Adele fat (via Jezebel)

Speaking of fat, McDonalds is selling a St. Paddy’s Day Shake of a color not found in nature (via The Consumerist)

Like the entire cast of current Grey’s Anatomy, TV relationships that should never happen (via Warming Glow)

M.I.A. might be fined for flicking off the entire country. At least that would make us feel OK about her agreeing to wear a cheerleader costume (via Rolling Stone)


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TLC takes on a new show full of wackos: Preacher Wives* (via Jezebel)

We bet the cast from Preacher Wives are the same people who said they won’t shop at JC Penney anymore if Ellen is their spokesperson (via HuffPost) Sidenote: it’s probably best that we all not shop at JC Penney.

While Ellen takes a hit, Joan Rivers hits the bong (via Jezebel)

Can we get a special round of applause for LMFAO and Snoop-a-Loop for selling out to sing on Paris Hilton’s upcoming album? (via ONTD) Snoop,  get out while you still can!  Go blaze with Joan Rivers—do what you do best!

The worst rebound ever: George Clooney to Steve-O. That’s so bad that it’s like rebounding from George Clooney to Steve-O. There is literally nothing worse. (via yeeeah!)

Artists who need to go back to the studio and stop f---ing around:

Mariah Carey and Katy Perry possible new hosts on the X Factor USA (via stv)

Lady Gaga opens new restaurant (via ABC News)

Kanye monologue-ing his way to the Middle East in new short film (via Pitchfork)

Zooey Deschael ranked most desirable woman for British men. It’s truly shocking that they all lust after a pale brunette. (via MTV)

SXSW announces lineup (via DEADLINE)

Ru Paul in 1979.  The photographer must have said, “Now, give me a saucy, T-Rex… Perfect.” (via Vulture)


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Nickelback hurt by the hate. (via Vulture) Meanwhile, the hate continues in “Shit Nobody Says

Vanilla Ice is super-ironic acoustically.  Grab your glockenspiels and ukuleles, hipsters. All jokes aside, this is incredible. (via Vulture)

Jimmy Fallon likes being surrounded by strong women, so sue him! Yea, someone’s already jumped on that bandwagon (via TMZ)

Don’t mess with Martha Stewart or she just might take her vases and pots to J.C. Penney (via Jezebel)

Don’t mess with Joan Rivers. She will crush you and call you a whore. Chelsea Handler knows this all too well (via Jezebel)

On the topic of manly parts, Tim Gunn hasn’t “made it work” in over 28 years. Who’s surprised? (via Celebuzz)

Miley Cyrus goes down on a “Penis Cake” (via TMZ)

Cynthia Nixon has lost her gingerness for a role (via People)

Jim Carrey’s daughter auditions for American Idol and makes it to Hollywood. We’re left wondering why she’s waiting tables for a living.   (via yeeeah!)

 


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In hip-hop apparel news: Rocawear is mid-death rattle (via New York Post), and Sean John is getting sued over slutty fragrance (via Fashionetc)

Shit DC People Say: watch a video that confirms that H Street is far away, all of our teams let us down, and it’s probably best to be drunk when ordering a slice that is jumbo. Oh, and Meets Obsession’s Matt Cohen is also spotted on the escalator...yea, he’s the guy who looks kinda like Seth Rogen (via YouTube)

8-year-old puts Metallica to shame (via Gawker)

Cindy Crawford breeds supermodels (via StyleCaster)

Two silver foodies are in battle.  We’ll give you a hint: one is a traveling jackass, and the other puts Velveeta in cheesecake (via ONTD)

Speaking of type 2 diabetes, Burger King now delivers in the DC area! (via ONTD)

Obama campaign wants endorsements from Jay-Z, Arcade Fire, and Vampire Weekend. He continues to be much cooler than any of the Republican candidisasters (via Rolling Stone)

In other election news, Kenneth Cole has electile dysfunction, though there are no sailboat mast euphemisms in their ad campaign, ahem Viagra (via HuffPost)


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Lindsay Lohan Photo (Interview Magazine)

Lindsay Lohan to play Liz Taylor in a movie about her life. What?? Oh, it’s  a Lifetime movie. Phew. (via Fashionista)

Anderson Cooper knows more about the Beverly Hills Housewives than Andy Cohen. (via Vulture)

Bristol Palin is going back to Alaska. I know what you’re thinking: If an abstinence advocate with a child out of wedlock can’t make it in Hollywood, then who can? (via Gawker)

Speaking of a girl who should go back to where she came from, Miley Cyrus will star in a movie entitled “LOL.” Playing a drinking, misbehaving minor will obviously be a difficult role for her. We also hear that Demi Moore will play her mom. Yikes. (via Jezebel)

Demi may also be old enough to be the mom of her alleged new boyfriend. Suck on that, Ashton. (via Radar)

Dad Jay-Z has released a song about his new baby, Blue Ivy. I appreciate the love of HOVA, but who the hell names their kid “Blue?” (via Style Caster)

Snoop Dogg is arrested for weed possession. We all know he loves the reefer.  He won’t change, and neither will Willie Nelson,  so just leave his tour-bus-hot-box alone already. (via ONTD)

The results are in for the gayest cities in America, some are demanding a recount. (via Gawker)

Khloe, who looks nothing like her sisters, may not be a Kardashian. Surely, she is thanking the biotch ex-wife of Robert Kardashian who came forward to ruin her life. (via Radar)

Don’t worry though Khloe, Kim’s life is always worse. Sketcher’s just replaced her with a bulldog in their Super Bowl ad. (via ONTD)

Ginger win! Kathy Griffin gets talk show on Bravo. (via ONTD)

Nike re-makes Forrest Gump’s sneaker. (via NYLON BLOG)

We don’t know which we want less, Rick Santorum’s sweater vests (via HuffPost), or Courtney Love’s sex advice (via Style Caster).


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Elton John wants Justin Timberlake to play him in the story of his life, and we want him to call off his engagement. You can’t get EVERYTHING YOU WANT, ELTON (via ONTD)

Yeah, JT is engaged now. Over it. (via Yeeeah!)

So is Drew Barrymore, though she’s pretty irrelevant these days. Her fiancé seems to be a stud (via ONTD)

And Ricky Martin sets the date for his caliente wedding con su amante latino. Ay!(via ONTD)

Taylor Swift offered role in Les Miserables. Theatre people can’t be happy about this (via IDOLATOR)

New Girl Scout cookie introduced! And it tastes like lemon? Damn it, childhood obesity.  You ruin everything (via Jezebel)

Kardashian sisters being made into Barbies. Barbie in the process of suing Mattel since she “doesn’t want those dumb sluts in her posse” (via REUTERS)

We finally understand the Russell Brand/Katy Perry break-up: she’s not that funny. True dat RB. (via Yeeeah!)

Remake of Carrie coming out. ‘Cause we need to see another pig’s blood covered prom queen using her mind powers to kill people (via Flavorwire)

The Salahi divorce gets uglier than Tareq (via Jezebel)

Jeremy Renner got himself into a bar fight in Thailand. Since he didn’t win, we no longer want him anywhere near the next set of Bourne movies (via ONTD)

50 Cent is depressed. Will someone take him out and party like it's his birthday already? (via Rolling Stone)

Year in tweets video (via Nylon Blog)

Sh*t  Single Girls Say video (via BuzzFeed)

Casey Anthony posting happy videos of herself with new hair and a new life…Signs of innocence (via Jezebel)

James Franco writing a novel…Signs of doucheyness (via REUTERS)

Nude man going balls out in kid's fashion ad. Retailer claims it was an “accident” (via Styleite)


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John Legend marries a supermodel (via Rolling Stone)

Lady Gaga gets sued by her own assistant (via Rolling Stone)

Sinead O’Connor’s marriage breaks up over crack (via Vulture)

Hef and Crystal tussle over a puppy. Crystal, he’s 85, let him keep the god damn puppy (via CNN.com)

Ever had a cocktail (or four), shopped online, and forgot about it until small packages of various sizes arrived a couple days later? Retailers are onto us. (via Jezebel)

Two movies added to National Film Registry. Hint: one is about a man named Forrest, the other is about a baby deer in the forest.  (via LA Times)

Zoe Saldana snags “Sexiest Man Alive.” We’re still waiting on that recount, People. (via E!Online)

GQ: Jared Leto the worst dressed man in the world. Ouch. (via digitalspy)

Japan wants you to poo in a $130,000 sparkly seat for the holiday season (via Jezebel)

When band members fight, they use the internet (via Stereogum)

So does dipshit Kutcher. Apparently, Ashton tweeted photos of  the poor-man’s Demi that he is currently dating (via Jezebel)

Russell Brand files for divorce from Katy Perry. We knew that crazy-eyed Brit couldn’t get tied down for long (via E!Online)

Anthony Weiner comin’ in hot as numero uno twitter controversy this year. In sum: Someone hacked into my computer. That’s not my weiner.  Yes it is.  I’m sorry. Cue blubbering and disgrace. (via Time)

Shit Vegans say, other than “Mmm, bean curd” and “No eggs for me thanks, a**hole.” (via REFINERY29)

Taylor Lautner out of the closet.  We kid, we kid, says People Mag cover plagiarizing prankster. Though you were mildly surprised and mostly indifferent, weren’t you? (via The Blemish)