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Maya Rudolph & Danny McBride take some awkward family portraits for GQ. In a series entitled, “Here Come the McBrides,” the two don massive Foxy Brown wigs, cardigans, and smile brightly with children not their own. (via Buzzfeed) In other awkward news, if you cried at that Dove ad telling (continued…)
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At a surprise concert in NYC, Kanye West was caught monologue-ing like a crazy person again, this time about how he hates being famous (Ya, OK). Highlights include: “I ain’t kissing nobody’s [expletive] babies. I’ll drop your baby and you’ll [expletive] sue me…” He’s just glowing with the promise of (continued…)
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This is your brain. This is your brain on ice cream: A baby tries ice cream for the first time and flips the ef out, expressing what we feel inside bypassing the froyo place and going straight to Ben & Jerry’s for some straight up cookie dough with rainbow sprinkles. (continued…)
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Martha Stewart has created a Match.com profile under username TheLongGoodLife. (via Laughing Squid) A few Highlights: “I have Birds, Cats, Dogs, Horses, Other… I like Fish” Favorite Things: “…opera & rap” Faith: “I’ll Tell You Later” Gentlemen, why not kick it with Martha for the rest of your LongGoodLife? Sure, (continued…)
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Richard Branson and Virgin Atlantic are now offering you the option of sending a hottie a cocktail mid-flight through their in-flight flirting /texting system (via Into The Gloss). Of course, if you’re like most people, you’re too busy to flirt when you’re preoccupied being smashed in between 2 obese people. (continued…)
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Conan sends Kenneth from 30 Rock to get yelled at in Chicago’s terrifying Weiner’s Circle. After a tongue lashing, he brings Triumph the Insult Dog for reinforcement. Ghetto insults and bitch slaps ensue. (via ONTD!) [divider] Ken is gay and Barbie knew it the whole time. Take a look into (continued…)
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Want to eat evil? Purchase this $666 Pentagram stamped Devil burger aptly called a “Douche Burger” (via BuzzFeed) In other cookout food news, see the “Dark Knight Rises” trailer reenacted by hot dogs (via Vulture) Enough about real food and onto cannibalism… If you somehow missed that naked man eating (continued…)
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Folks, secure your bomb shelters, the time of Rapture is upon us: Wedding UGGS are now available for purchase. Pretty soon, black tie will mean black crocs with rhinestone Jibbitz. Don’t know what those are? You still might be safe. (via Jezebel) [divider] A human Barbie pisses off a silver (continued…)
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Forbes names JLo as the most powerful celeb in the world, though neither we nor the internet think she has been “influential” or “powerful” since “Jenny from the Block” was running through the end credits of “The Wedding Planner” and Ben Affleck smacked her ass on a yacht. (via Gawker) (continued…)
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Ke$ha and Iggy Pop to collaborate in shirtless glitter fest, or some kind of song (via Flavorwire) [divider] In another unlikely, but intriguing combination, watch Jon Hamm slow jazz rap about “Taxi” with Reggie Watts. Think So I Married an Axe Murderer (via Huff Po) [divider] It’s not so much (continued…)
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Science says we “defriend” people on Facebook if they act like a-holes. Guess that encompasses those that use their status updates to point out that it’s raining, remind us to live every day to the fullest, or post photos of their feet next to another pair of feet in a (continued…)
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Tyra unceremoniously dismisses everyone on “America’s Next Top Model” at once. Sources say she had that crazy gleam in her eye and was heard shouting, “NO ONE SHALL OUTSHINE ME, BITCH.” (via access hollywood) Scorsese says that all of his movies will now be in 3D; we think this is (continued…)
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Pony Icons: See “My Little Andy Warhol,” “My Little Jason Voorhees” and “My Little Meaty Gaga” (via HuffPost) [divider] “Shit Girls Say” lands a book deal. Dying. I know, right? (via Flavorwire) [divider] Rihanna and Jong-un have been put on the same list of TIME’s most influential people, which leaves (continued…)
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Frances Bean confirms: a.) no Dave Grohl debauchery occurred and b.) spoiler alert: her mom is a lunatic (via BuzzFeed) [divider] In the grand tradition of overdoing things, now there’s a Marilyn Monroe themed reality show. Hopefully, it doesn’t end in a Quaalude overdose (via Vulture) [divider] Dudes, clean up (continued…)
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New study shows that drinking makes you feel hotter than you really are, or as we like to call it, “The Mariah Carey Syndrome.” Eeehh, maybe we should have some cocktails just to make sure (via HuffPost) [divider] Ever wondered how to dance Goth? Follow this instructional video and you’ll (continued…)
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