Witch, Wiccan, witchcraft: three words that resonate strongly with anyone who hasn’t lived under a rock for the last 50 years. From “Bewitched” to “American Horror Story: Coven,” most of us can generate...
THE WHO: Joaquin Phoenix, Scarlett Johansson, Amy Adams and Rooney Mara in a film by Spike Jonze. THE WHAT: Theodore Twombly, a writer who's gone into the business of writing personal love letters...
Dear Selena, Apparently dating Justin Bieber isn’t the only thing you’ve done wrong. Are you about to enter “The Hunger Games” in this get up? Other than that, there would be no other...
Dear Miley Cyrus, Aren’t we over the blonde fauxhawk yet? We get it, you’re all grown up and you don’t want to be a Disney princess anymore…just like Britney, Amanda and Lindsay. We’ll...
Dearest Macklemore, We know that the MTV Movie Awards are a joke, but your matador getup is borderline disrespectful. No one thinks that a mini-cape and a form-fitting, shiny onesie is, to use your...
Gutentag Robert! While we appreciate your theme wear and how you seem to be rocking it ironically, lederhosen should stay in the Hofbrau House at Oktoberfest, where they belong. Even that neckerchief...
Dear Rihanna, Are you showing us the evolution of jeans with this look? It’s already hard enough to button up one pair of jeans. Why make it harder on yourself? The top pair of pale 90s wash...
Dear funny lady Silverman, Considering your top and ill-fitting blazer are passable, we’re wondering why you took drugs before you put on pants. Or rather, put on shorts from American Eagle, raided...
Dear Jessie J, You are not “sexy and free” in these cutoffs, or should we say cutups. The only thing that is free is your crotch. You are not a member of TLC nor are you in early 90s Metallica. The...
Dear Michaela sweetie, You do realize that your dress is made of heavy duty garbage bags that have gone through a shredder, don't you? Its only mildly concerning that your lady lumps are exposed...
Dearest Cee-Lo, While the flannel and satin capri pants are brilliant in that “lumberjack-meets-soccer-mom” kind of way, they are only overshadowed by the magic of your socks and sandals duo. And...
Dear Nicki, Your stylist hates you so much that he is probably hiring a hitman right now to kill your ass. Several outfits that we have seen you in lately come off as playful, colorful and quirky,...
Dear Amy Lee, Currently, the work of Evanescence is irrelevant, and you are not often on our radar, so the fact that we're writing about you must show you just how horrifying this outfit is. Plaid,...
Dear Cher Christina, 120 pounds called and wants their one-piece back. We kid, we kid. But really, wearing a bedazzled one piece bathing suit with no lady lump support is not your best choice....
Dear Eli, Your outfit looks normal from the feet up, and then, BAM! Panda slippers. Wha-What? Panda slippies on a red carpet? This is the reason pandas are endangered. They would rather...
