Get pumped for the weekend by watching this old school MTV Spring Break. Then go get some biking shorts, a crop top, a MC Hammer album and JAM the f*ck out (via PAPERMAG)
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When you’re singing Hall & Oates in your car, you’re not as good as these people. Mostly because they have a mini keyboard and a surprise Kazoo (via BuzzFeed)
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You know you have an issue with over feeding your dog when he needs a special $10,000 motorized transportation gadget to get his fat-ass up the stairs. Apparently, humans aren’t the only ones with an obesity problem (via Daily Mail)
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Alicia Silverstone feeds her child from her mouth. Alicia, you are not a momma bird, give your child his food in a regular way. Though, not so much as to require a lift up the stairs. (via Yeeeah!)
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This Mad Men-esque infographic tells us why we should look hot at work.  Apparently, being blessed aesthetically will give you perks like making more money, and in the end, that’s all that matters (via HuffPost)